MULTIPLE OFFENSES ---
a) pulling down volume on record that's playing
b) cueing LP on-air while something else is playing
c) ejecting tray on CD that's playing; starting over, then accidentally fading volume on same song
d) potting up song in the middle, on a disc that was already playing
e) forgetting to fade down previous record for more than a minute of new selection
f) multiple fumbles trying get cassette started
Then there's all those black metal/ crust CDs where the songs are so short, and so close together. You can't pin THOSE on me, officer.
EACH ONE EQUALS A THUMB TACK TO THE FINGERNAIL; IN WITH A TACK HAMMER, TAP TAP TAP. THE THUMB HURTS THE MOST. I SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THE THUMB. CAN HARDLY TYPE FOR ALL THE BLOOD.
I, for one, blame the change in weather, officer Sir. It's been murder on my allergies. And I've had such trouble sleeping lately.
Starring Habsyll, Tinsel Teeth, Drunkdriver, Velvet Cacoon, Family Treasures, Sickness, and Cotton Museum.
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