The Castle fills in for Professor Dum Dum, midnight tomorrow

What do you see in the image above?

a) one of those carnival dolls
b) a bum
c) a vag on top of a clit on top of a bum
d) Butch Willis
e) an upside-down goat
f) all of the above

If you answered a, c, e, or f, tune in to WFMU-FM tomorrow night at Midnight, when I will be filling in for Professor Dum Dum's Lab. Due to my inferior American intellect, I will not be taking calls, nor will I be discussing the baby Jesus, and/or ways to exterminate and/or thrwart its growth (understand, though, that I am in favor of this latter activity.) I will, however, be playing lots of metal—maybe just 3-4 doom CDs, we'll see.

Midnight-3 a.m., May 2nd
WFMU 91.1 FM (NY/NJ)
WMFU 90.1 (Hudson Valley)
wfmu.org live on the Web