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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Walpurgisnacht checklist:

—Blood of a virgin (Bottle King?)
—Send out naked altar offer mass-mail
—Invite local coven (they won't come, anyway)
—Hooded cloak @ dry cleaners
—Mark compass points on wall to avoid embarrassment (remember: "Leviathan is the West")
—Chalice polish
—Beer

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